The NeWz on cappi! Credits to harvey for the newz

The NeWz on cappi! Credits to harvey for the newzGo to his page here

^^^Join cappi sites by clicking the link above^^^ Cappy had a hard life as a baby, thus resulting in the geek he is today!

All of Cappy's programming lessons---

Windows '95 -well, he's always connected to the internet, and he has 100 things running in the background.All his programs are trial versions-he only has 20mgs of hard drive space space left. His only full programs are Jack Rabbit and Let's Read.

Java- He makes messed up remotes that crash peoples' computers. he's too scared to put Java in his pages , cause people with maliscious intent could hurt him.

C++- Claims to know a little but he can't even make a lousy cd crack...., the only thing he knows how to compile is his freaking copied Qbasic programs!!

ICQ- The poor guy is scared to come on because of many harmless threats made by me, Harvs to screw up his slo-as sloth shit computer

WHAT'S GOING ON IN CAP'S WORLD....?

Did you know that Capi 'HACKED' into the CIA? He even taught the CIA how to hack! He made Deep Blue, the fastest, smartest computer on earth for IBM! Hell he een made the CIA main frame. Did you know that he helped Bill gates make Windows '95? Guess what he used all the money to buy infinate amounts of pocket protecters, one for each day, and a Crappy Pentium 133!
NEW NEWS IN CAP'S WORLD: At the bus stop the other day, cappi stated that a nearby tree, a rather cool tree; that looked like a stump with branches was SCARY! Gasp! this kid is obviously a crazy fool and a nutcase. He said it was the most frightening tree he has seen in his entire life. He said it looked weird too, "just a stump... with branches, no limbs!" he exclaimed. He also said the tree looked like a spider..a giant spider.. with 100 legs, that his mommie told him to stay away from trees like that. The meer thought of that tree makes him quiver. It must have an evil gravitational pull. On his way home from the bus stop, he ran like lightening. Of couse, the "Capster" now states that He said he is not scared "OF" the tree, but that the tree was scary "looking". Of course we know this sissy is lieing like a rug, as always. We believe that cappi was traumatized by the trees in the wizard of Oz. "Umm, oh my That tree was looking at me funny...HELP MOMMIE !!!!!

Chris's lies by both Harvey and Dan!...

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